Monday, March 30, 2009
Friday, March 27, 2009
Monday, March 23, 2009
Suatu hari..seorang Makcik menyewakan salah satu biliknya
untuk seorang pemuda penyelidik nak buat kajian kat kampungnyer..
Penyelidik yang dah bersetuju tu pun menyewa la..
Time penyelidik tu nak mandi..maklum ler bilik air kampung..
Dah tu dia tu..hensem lagi..muda lagi..
Makcik tu pun "semacam" ler..dia pun nak pi ngendap si anak muda nie mandi....
Makcik nie kantoi sekali..oleh pemuda tu..
Kali keduanya pun kantoi..nak ngendap nie..
Kali ketiganya..pemuda tu naik bengang dan bagi warning..
" Kalau makcik ngendap saya sekali lagi...saya rogol makcik!!!"
Kemudian..makcik tu keluarkan jari kelingking dan berkata...
" JANJI TAU..!!"..
Pada suatu hari sorang suami baru pulang dari Brazil , membawa burung kakak tua yang sangatlah spesel..
Si isteri bertanya..pada si suami..
" Abang..buat aper beli burung tu..?! Kan mahal tu..!"
" Ala takper..burung ni spesel..tengok nie.."
Suaminya mengangkat tangan kanan dan memetik jarinya...burung itu terus menyanyi lagu POP..
Si isteri sangat suka..dan menyuruh suaminya mengangkat tangan kiri plak..
Si suami..berbuat demikian dan memetik jarinya.. dan burung itu terus menyanyi lagu ROCK pula..
Si isteri pun suka dan bertanya..
" Abang, kalau kita angkat kedua-dua tangan plak camner..?"
Suaminya menjawab.." Awak cuba la buat.."
Si isteri mengangkat kedua2 tangannya dan memetik jarinya..lalu..burung itu pun berkata...
" SATU SATU LAH, BODOH..!!! "
mengandung anak gajah??????
Seorang lelaki yang badannya gendut naik kereta
api. Penumpang sangat penuh maka lelaki itu
terpaksa berdiri. Dia merasa ada yang
menyenggolnya lalu lelaki itupun melihat
kebelakang. Ada seorang ibu hamil yang juga
sedang berdiri. Melihat wanita hamil itu maka
lelaki bertanya pada wanita itu :
Lelaki: Hi... kakak hamil ya ?
Ibu hamil : Iya udah tahu tanya lagi (kata wanita
dengan nada kesal)
Lelaki: Isinya orang ya, kak ?
Ibu hamil : Iya (dengan nada kesal, lalu
bertanya)Encik hamil juga ya?
Lelaki: Iya (Sambil ketawa)
Ibu hamil : (Karena merasa jawaban lelaki itu
tidak sopan dia melanjutkan pertanyaannya) Isinya
Lelaki: Bukan, isinya anak gajah (sambil ketawa lagi).
Ibu hamil : (terkejut, lalu ketawa)
Lelaki: Laa... kenapa ketawa? (dengan bingungnya)
Ibu hamil : Oh isinya anak gajah, ya... patutlah
belalainya keluar( sambil menunjuk seluar lelaki
yang lupa dikancing)
Seorang lelaki yang kebetulan seorang doktor muda, merasa tidak selesa dengan apa yang telah berlaku.
Ia pulang ke rumah dengan wajah muram.
Setibanya di rumah, ia merebahkan diri di katil dan fikirannya mula melayang
Lalu ia mendengar suara dalam kepalanya berkata,
"Sudahlah, tidak usah difikirkan. Skandal doktor membuat hubungan intim
dengan pesakit terjadi di mana-mana.
Jadi kamu tidak perlu merasa bimbang."
Doktor tersebut cuba untuk setuju, tapi apa yang telah terjadi pagi
itu terbayang kembali dan perasaan tidak selesa muncul lagi.
Ia membalikkan badan dan mendengar lagi suara dalam kepalanya,
"Tak perlu bimbang,orang sudah mula biasa dengan skandal hubungan seksual
antara doktor dan pesakitnya."
Lelaki itu mulai tenang dan perasaannya beransur-ansur pulih...
Tiba-tiba suara lain dalam kepalanya berkata,
"Tapi masalahnya kamu kan doktor haiwan"
Sorang taukeh kedai restoren sedang mengira pinggan mangkuk di kedainya...
- 13 mangkuk pecah
- 5 mangkuk retak
- 2 mangkuk hilang
- 1 mangkuk hayun sedang baca email ni.....
daa...pegi buat keje.....takde keje lain ke 2...asyik tgk pc je ekekekekeekekeke
Saturday, March 21, 2009
Your Birthday Predicts You're Influential
Ever since you were born, people have found themselves drawn to you.
You have a superstar personality. You are charming and fascinating.
You believe in hard work and persistence. You know how to make your big dreams a reality.
You are demanding, but your standards are reasonable. And you demand the most from yourself.
Thursday, March 19, 2009
You Are the Leader
You are inspiring and uplifting. You bring out the best in people, through both nurturing and challenging them.
You always can see the big picture in life. You are very philosophical and deeply spiritual.
You understand people, and you can look at their lives objectively. You can help others grow and heal.
People feel comforted by your presence. You help them gain perspective on their lives.
Wednesday, March 18, 2009
Tuesday, March 17, 2009
bru ja blajar buat line art semalam hehehehehehe....... actually mau blajar buat vector art but seems that vector art ni kaedahnya teramatlah cerewet..... utk 1pic yg akan dtransformkan menjadi vector art yg cun gempak gla memerlukan smpi beratus2 layers dlm photoshop.... last2 aku study dlu cara buat line art... hmmm.... nampak mcm ada muka aku ka? comment2 or kutuk2 la ahh? hehehehe
Monday, March 16, 2009
YOUR LIGHT SWITCH IS YOUR VOTE
This year, Earth Hour has been transformed into the world’s first global election, between Earth and global warming.
For the first time in history, people of all ages, nationalities, race and background have the opportunity to use their light switch as their vote – Switching off your lights is a vote for Earth, or leaving them on is a vote for global warming. WWF are urging the world to VOTE EARTH and reach the target of 1 billion votes, which will be presented to world leaders at the Global Climate Change Conference in Copenhagen 2009.
This meeting will determine official government policies to take action against global warming, which will replace the Kyoto Protocol. It is the chance for the people of the world to make their voice heard.
Earth Hour began in Sydney in 2007, when 2.2 million homes and businesses switched off their lights for one hour. In 2008 the message had grown into a global sustainability movement, with 50 million people switching off their lights. Global landmarks such as the Golden Gate Bridge in San Francisco, Rome’s Colosseum, the Sydney Opera House and the Coca Cola billboard in Times Square all stood in darkness.
In 2009, Earth Hour is being taken to the next level, with the goal of 1 billion people switching off their lights as part of a global vote. Unlike any election in history, it is not about what country you’re from, but instead, what planet you’re from. VOTE EARTH is a global call to action for every individual, every business, and every community. A call to stand up and take control over the future of our planet. Over 74 countries and territories have pledged their support to VOTE EARTH during Earth Hour 2009, and this number is growing everyday.
We all have a vote, and every single vote counts. Together we can take control of the future of our planet, for future generations.
VOTE EARTH by simply switching off your lights for one hour, and join the world for Earth Hour.
Saturday, March 28, 8:30-9:30pm.
Saturday, March 14, 2009
Friday, March 13, 2009
2. Take the Personality Quiz
3. Copy Paste the result to your blog
4. Tag your friend
Your view on yourself:
You are down-to-earth and people like you because you are so straightforward. You are an efficient problem solver because you will listen to both sides of an argument before making a decision that usually appeals to both parties.
The type of girlfriend/boyfriend you are looking for:
You are not looking merely for a girl/boyfriend - you are looking for your life partner. Perhaps you should be more open-minded about who you spend time with. The person you are looking for might hide their charm under their exterior.
Your readiness to commit to a relationship:
You are ready to commit as soon as you meet the right person. And you believe you will pretty much know as soon as you might that person.
The seriousness of your love:
Your have very sensible tactics when approaching the opposite sex. In many ways people find your straightforwardness attractive, so you will find yourself with plenty of dates.
Your views on education
Education is very important in life. You want to study hard and learn as much as you can.
The right job for you:
You're a practical person and will choose a secure job with a steady income. Knowing what you like to do is important. Find a regular job doing just that and you'll be set for life.
How do you view success:
You are afraid of failure and scared to have a go at the career you would like to have in case you don't succeed. Don't give up when you haven't yet even started! Be courageous.
What are you most afraid of:
You are concerned about your image and the way others see you. This means that you try very hard to be accepted by other people. It's time for you to believe in who you are, not what you wear.
Who is your true self:
You are mature, reasonable, honest and give good advice. People ask for your comments on all sorts of different issues. Sometimes you might find yourself in a dilemma when trapped with a problem, which your heart rather than your head needs to solve.
Thursday, March 12, 2009
hehehehe..... aku bru blik dari 1Borneo bersama kawan..... Tadi kami tgk movie "DragonBall : Evolution" ehehehehe..... best movie tu, kamu patut p tengok haha... grafik cun siot!! emm mau di jadikan crita utk post ni, actually kmi sepatutnya balik ke KK guna bus shuttle yg dsediakan oleh 1Borneo... but the sorry state thing is, the service is now provided for the tourist AND UMS student!! aku ingat lagi ayat mamat d kaunter tiket shuttle bus tu, "servis ni disediakan hanya untuk tourist ja sdh sekarang dan bukan lagi utk shoppers mcm dulu tu, kamu fikir bus ni mcm public bus ka?"... tersentap aku dan member aku kejap dengar ayat2 mamat tu..... dan lagi, dia ada kata yang student UMS bleh menikmati kemudahan ni!! hey, this is nonsense!! tidak adil... kmu bleh sediakan kemudahan ini untuk student UMS, yg p sana untuk jalan2, p tgk movie and everything but tidak dapat sediakan kemudahan yang sama untuk org lain yg turut berbuat benda yang sama? kalo student UMS bleh menikmatinya, kenapa student dari UITM ka, Politeknik ka or mana2 la IPT yg lain tidak bleh menikmatinya sama mcm student UMS dapat? d manakah keadilannya? kalo diorg fikir kami ni menipu, kami bleh tunjukkan bukti bah... ada student kad bw bersama.... kalo macam ni la kejadiannya, better 1Borneo tukar nama bus tu p "Shuttle And School Bus" sudah!!! post ni bukannya utk aku blame student UMS but pihak management yang sediakan servis ini tidak bersikap adil... n lagi, p mampus la mamat tu....
Wednesday, March 11, 2009
Health Minister,you owe Sabah answers10th March, 2009
Dear Health Minister,
Ali,a 32-year old road traffic accident victim, travelled three hours from a district in Sabah and arrived in Kota Kinabalu six hours after the initial trauma. After the initial assessment in the emergency department,a CT scan of the head and abdomen was ordered to exclude intracranial bleeding and intra-abdominal injury.
He was whisked back onto an ambulance to the privately-owned Sabah Medical Center (SMC) for the required scans. After the ten-minute procedure,he was repacked into the ambulance back to Queen Elizabeth Hospital (QEH) to undergo further assessment while awaiting the results of his blood tests and X-rays. His scans and X-rays were reviewed.
Ali was found to have lacerated liver and a fractured long bone with multiple superficial wounds. He was then prepared for emergency surgery.
For that,the young man was then re-wheeled into the ambulance and headed once again to the SMC where the operating theatre and intensive care unit of QEH are currently housed. By the time surgery starts,it was already nine hours from the time of his motor vehicle accident.
My story hasn’t finished,Mr Minister.
One hour into the operation,our chap bled tremendously that he required more blood products to sustain life. It would not be another hour or so before the blood products arrive from the blood bank of QEH to the SMC.
You see YB, blood has to be taken from the patient and passed to a house officer. The house officer will fill in the necessary forms and hand them over to an attendant. The attendant will wait for a chartered bus or ambulance to head back to the Queen Elizabeth Hospital or rather, what remains of it.
Back in QEH,the attendant will wait 45 minutes for the blood to be cross-matched and then wait a while more for the arrival of a chartered bus or ambulance to ferry him (or her) back to SMC.
Anyway,being a fit and healthy young man previously,Ali survived the operation. He was admitted to the ICU and needed a repeated chest X-ray.
For that,the radiography team in QEH is informed.The duo will then take the chartered bus or ambulance to SMC to perform the X-ray. Shooting an X-ray takes all but two minutes. Processing the cassette will take another five.
However,the processing is done back in the hospital and delivered by the next available ambulance back to SMC. By the time the X-ray films reach the patient,it could be anything from three to twelve hours later.
Dear Yang Berkhidmat ( YB ) Liow,
I hope you notice the unacceptable predicament our Sabahan patients (and medical staff) are facing currently.It is already six months since the initial and abrupt closure of Kota Kinabalu’s Queen Elizabeth Hospital.Since then,we have been without a proper operating theatre and intensive care unit.
We are also without distinctive wards for many of our surgical patients of most disciplines. Frankly speaking,the health crisis of the state of Sabah has run so deep and so far along that i do not know where to begin.
I will instead serve an eye-opening fact to you,Mr. Liow. At the height of the Severe Acute Respiratory Syndrome (SARS) epidemic,the communist government of the People’s Republic of China erected a 1,000-bed hospital within seven days.
Work on the Xiaotangshan Hospital started on April 24,2003 and was completed on April 30,with 7,000 workers and 500 machines tirelessly on duty around the clock. Far from being a melamine-laced structure,the Xiaotangshan Hospital is equipped with the then state-of-the-art anti infective measures and facilities.
The structure built within a week is still standing firm six years later today,ready to house any ill and potentially infective patient in the event of any unforeseen health crisis.
Mr Health Minister,
That is exactly what Sabahans are in right now – a health crisis. The Barisan Nasional government chants ’ Malaysia Boleh’ like some proverbial battle-cry but the Sabah state health crisis has proven that empty vessels make the most noise.
Unlike MCA members,not everyone enjoys being labelled a ‘squatter’. For six months,the medical staff and patients of Sabah have been housed in sections of the Sabah Medical Center paying a whooping rental of RM90,000 per day.
For five months since our forced relocation into your prized SMC,we only had one operating room for life-threatening emergency cases. Elective surgeries were postponed indefinitely even those involving cancers and prostates and suspicious breast lumps.
We only restarted elective surgeries a month ago but even so,the backlog of cases is tremendous and catastrophic. I wonder Mr Minister,how would you like to have a tumor growing in your rectum with no avenue of getting it removed?
That is exactly what our poor Sabah folks are facing. They were without money and without a hospital to get operated in. In fact,they still don’t because they do not have a formal general hospital for Kota Kinabalu anymore.
Heck, we don’t even have our own CT scan. What we do have ,however is lots of bills to pay and debts to settle.
Is it true that the state department of health owes SMC a total of RM 6.1 million for CT scan services? Is it true that Hantaran Wira,the company contracted to provide transport to and fro SMC QEH is paid RM500,00 per month?
You owe the 3.4 million population of Sabah a lot of answers for wasted lives and needless deaths. Money cannot solve all the problems in life.
Thank you for listening.
EDITOR’S NOTE : This letter was first published in the online portal Malaysiakini by a Concerned Citizen and reproduced in the New Sabah Times as this is an issue that concerns every Malaysian in Sabah. It is hoped that MCA leaders in Sabah,in particular Datuk Edward Khoo,take note of this plight and urged his fellow MCA leader,who is the Health Minister,to take immediate measures to rectify this anomaly. We simply cannot wait for a major disaster.
dapat ni dari www.newsabahtimes.com.my... berita ni kena published kelmarin but share aja la ehhehe... so, what ur opinion regarding to this letter for the Mr. Health Minister?
Saturday, March 7, 2009
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!
4. Tag 10 or more friends who might enjoy doing this as well as the person you got it from.
IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY?
Dari Sinar Mata - BPR
WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
Umbrella - Rihanna
HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Beep - PCD
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
Cheeky Song - Cheeky Girls <-- Ahahahaha *sambil berguling2
WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
Selamat Ulang Tahun sayang - Imran ajmain
WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Kasih Tercipta - Faizal Tahir
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR PARENTS?
Memori Berkasih - Achik Spin ft Nana aka Siti Nurdiana <--- Wakakakaka...
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Mahakarya Cinta - Faizal Tahir
WHAT IS 2+2?
Fall For You - Secondhand Serenade
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Superman - Eminem
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Womanizer - Britney Spears
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Makhluk Tuhan Yang Paling Seksi - Mulan Jameela <--- Bwahahahahahahah :p...... WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Takdir Dan Waktu - Mega
WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Nina Karina - Mega
WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Bayangan Gurauan - Mega <---- ahahahaha ketulahan la ni!!
WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Suatu Masa - M. Nasir <---- LOLZ~~~
WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Budi Bahasa Budaya Kita - Siti Nurhaliza <---- WAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! totally shit man!!
WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Aku Bukan Untuk Mu - Rossa
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Ayat-Ayat Cinta - Rossa
WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
The Winner Takes It All - ABBA
HOW WILL YOU DIE?
Lambang Cinta - Richado ft. Yohanna <---- mcm mana ni ahh??
WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET?
Bougainvillea- Spring <--- ntah la lagu ni napa bleh ada ahahaha...
WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
Lagu Kolej PTPL - unknown <----- heran napa lagu kolej bole ada ahh? anyway, bwahahahahaha........
WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
In The End - Linkin Park <--- ???
WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
Toxic - Britney Spears <--- bodonya ahahahaha....
WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
Laguku Untukmu - Meet Uncle Hussein <---- gulp, bikin takut ka?? ha ha ha...
DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
Unfaithful - Rihanna
IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
My Heart - Irwansyah ft. Acha Septriasa <--- Oboi oboi!!!
WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
Aku Stacy - Stacy <---- ha ha ha ha ha.....
WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
Air Mata Syawal - Siti Nurhaliza <---- demmit!! lagu ni pun masuk ka? waaaahahahaha.....
Notes: Since I can't tagged until 25, I'll some friends who are here in blogger..
The Initial - N for Napi ehehehehe...
1. What is your name : Napi
2. A four Letter Word : Nope...
3. A boy's Name : Nasruto
4. A girl's Name : Nurul
5. An occupation : Napper!!
6. A colour : Naruto shirt colour :p
7. Something you'll wear : New underwear ahahahahaha..
9. A food : Nut Cookies
10. Something found in the bathroom: New & Trendy Shampoo..
11. A place : New South Wales
12. A reason for being late : No comment!! hahaha
13. Something you'd shout : No way!!
14. A movie title : No answer ehehehe....
15. Something you drink : Non-Alcoholic drinks ehehehehe :p
16. A musical group : New Kids From The Block (am i right?)
17. An animal : Nanu's Cat ha ha ha....
18. A street name : North Avenue st. :D
19. A type of car : Neo, Satria Neo :)
20. The title of a song : No One
people i tag;
Thursday, March 5, 2009
Wednesday, March 4, 2009
p/s : beraninya aku ambil pic2 dalam Jame' 'Asr Hassanil Bolkiah ni ehehe.... coz actually ianya kawasan larangan utk ambil gambar ehehehe.... tp masjid ni lg chantek kalo d waktu malam coz lampu2 malam plus spotlight masjid ni akan memewahkan lg masjid ni.... ehehehe
1. Who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. When and how did we meet?
4. Did you like me at all?
5. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
6. Describe me in one word.
7. What was your first impression?
8. Do you still think that way about me now?
9. What reminds you of me?
10. If you could give me anything what would it be?
11. How well do you know me?
12. When's the last time you saw me?
13. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
14. Are you going to post this in your notes and see what I say about you?
15. What is my best attribute?
p/s : im tagging Sarah, Deyla and Rizal......